grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

geazerism

Something an old geazer would say. Especially grandpas.

"I'm so happy I could just shit."
"C'mon Grandpa, stop being such a geazer.."
"Yeah that was such a geazerism."

by a grandchild. March 12, 2014

Gelzer

German surname for an individual who "gelds" or castrates pigs.

"So I was in South Germany, and ran into these people in a hostel, and it turned out they were Gelzers, so they tried to Gelz me in my sleep!"

by Zfair.soldier September 27, 2009

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

Geezering

To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.

Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!

by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014