flushkin

The act of having sex with someone from behind as they clean a toilet.

The cleaning lady was working so hard on getting the stains off the toilet bowl that I decided to treat her to a flushkin.

by Rage MacMurphey August 25, 2006

flust

The powdery residue at the bottom of a cereal bag. It's flakey and dusty.

The only thing that can ruin my cereal is the flust.

by Sstephen September 22, 2015

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

Flushie

A slushie made out of toilet water. Flushie comes with many flavors, such as dogshit delight, alkaline piss, "chocolate" fudge, and cat pee cocktail.

Let's grab some flushies on the way!

My favorite flushie is "chocolate" fudge.

by Toxic individual February 20, 2022

passport flusher

an illegal immigrant that claims refugee status before clearing customs on entering a county.

Someone arrives into Sydney Airport from the Phillipines with passport in hand, then before reaching the customs officers runs to the bathroom and flushes the passport down the toilet (i.e. passport flusher). When they go to clear customs they claim refugee status.

by horselips October 16, 2008

guilt flush

after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.

Dude, I totally guilt flushed my baggy this morning.

by the keibler October 16, 2009

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009