fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.

It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017

"Fucked"boy

"Fucked"boy refers to the state in which the typical homosexual Fuckboy uses, breaks the heart of, or otherwise plays with the feelings of another gay in order to benefit themselves whilst damaging the other person in the process, the person "Fucked" over by the the Fuckboy is then referred to as the "Fucked"boy.

Adam: 'and so he left me.. hasn't called me since tuesday... what a fuckboy.'
Alex: Typical fuckboy, can't believe he wasted >>6 MONTHS<< of your time.
Adam: Guess that puts me into the hall of fame of all his "Fucked"boys

by Flame-Of-Furi May 19, 2018

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020