Cunty flaps

The lips a cunt, also know as vagina Lips!

I wouldn't mind seeing her cunty flaps

by ggddssf July 3, 2006

piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

by reggiefloyd March 2, 2009

tent flaps

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

by Chalupa Power May 27, 2006

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007

Flupe

Much different than a queef, a flupe occurs when a fart (from the butt) FLoats UP the lips of the pussy, causing an awkward bubble of gas to form. This usually happens when sitting or lying on one's back, and one's butt muscles are clenched too tightly for the fart to be released properly.

"Shit, I let out a flupe in the middle of class, and it just stayed there...at least it wasn't a loud fart!"

"This guy and I were watching a movie and I had a flupe, thank god it got out before he went down on me"

"Sometimes I like to flupe because it tickles my clit"

by Marki Ralmmler March 11, 2010

back flaps

Fat folds found on obese women where shoulder blades are normally.

That woman is so fat she has back flaps.

by Trebino September 23, 2008

Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008