flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

flapp daddy

Noun

1.A male who is known to slang that wood very proper like.

2. A male whose dick will fuck up your uterus.

3. A grim reaper dick. ( taking souls)

" Girl you don't wanna fuck with him he a flapp daddy"

"Flapp daddy i cant walk"

" That flapp daddy fucked the life outta me"

by Flapp Daddy July 27, 2016

Flap Jack Nipples

Lady or man nipples that are wide and puffy . They resemble Pancakes or flap jack nipples

Dude, this bitch had the flap jack nipples, they spread over her whole titty! Mmm mmmm. You gotta getcha some!!

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

Flapatapalous

A feeling of elation so high that one feels like they could fly in the sky or when your day was so amazing that you just can't sit still

Hello, How are you? I feel aboustely flapatapalous today.

That was truly a flapatapalous day.

by fake name xxy August 30, 2016

Flaping

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018

Flapdrol

Plural: Flapdrollen

Dutch insult, literally translates into 'flap turd'.

'Flap' refers to the sound of a wet object falling to the ground, and 'turd' refers to animal excrement.

English person: "Dutch people are drunks"
Dutch person: "English people are flapdrollen"
English person: "...What?"

by Karolinium Marximus November 11, 2018