frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.

The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"

-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018