Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

by opatolive January 30, 2022

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world

Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride

by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012

grinch fingers

marijuana, pot, grass, WEED.

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."

by Pete Leg October 18, 2007

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005

4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.

"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick

by Chillibean69 August 28, 2022