Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Fingerdinger

A penis.

WOW you have a HUGE fingerdinger!

by Songstress85 January 17, 2010

fangering

to fanger someone's fingers like to draw an attention to their fingers by fangering their frogs.

fangering a frog by fingering the people's fingers

by SkiloGoddessAngel September 21, 2010

fibbering

to lie; saying something false to cover up something that doesn't want to be said

"I'm going to go to Kevin's house to study babe."
"Stop fibbering, Nick."

by nodad22 September 21, 2016

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Fingerlingus

The act of acquiring human female vaginal fluids using fingers and orally sharing them with another person.

Always wash hands after fingerlingus prior to making a sandwich for your mother.

by Bobbbuhbobbob August 2, 2017