Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.

David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?

by Lunchytable November 13, 2019

Liam Fithall

The fucking sickest cunt around, probably a weeb though

liam fithall is a puff

by BiggyDicks October 14, 2020

Mint Feta

The build up of smegma to provide nutrients to one's partner during a blow job. It develops in clumps as cheese does, but give it week without washing, you're basically carrying around a dick full of snacks.

Thank god I'm uncircumcised, bae's getting plenty mint feta from this badboy tonight.

by ChildhoodRuiner January 29, 2021

Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her

Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool

by Premiums April 11, 2021

Ralph feta

Loss of memory under alcohol’s influence

Radhika suffers from Ralph feta

by siddy October 8, 2022

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025