Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

Doom fapping

Going down a rabbit hole of talking to ai trying to tailor your perfect fap

I spent ages doom fapping last night

by Goodyarns January 24, 2026

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

I am falling asleep

Please help its Friday and I am in the middle of a test

GUY1 'hey Guy 2 how are you"
Guy2 "I am falling asleep

by Dead Rad November 27, 2020

big stars falling

African American slang "possibly started during slavery and used until after the turn of the 20th century. Meaning: The impossible/unlikely is happening.

You said she didn't like him? Well, big stars falling 'cause I just seen them out together on a date.

by Chris From Hawaii December 5, 2020

Big time failing

Failing catastrophically

Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021