Facist

some one who is racist over facebook as not to get their ass beat (Fay-sist)

Guy 1: this dude just posted that he hates asians!
Girl 1: wow, what a facist

by hiddenfrompeople January 14, 2016

Dow facts

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.

Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts

by RocketSedan April 18, 2018

Verified Facts

When you are the one giving the first hand information on a topic or story facts being laid out and someone else can back it up with their / another person(s) information /story

" I had some cookies I made but it’s not the same high- I want to not wake up on the front lawn . True Story"
"my best friend did that on a business trip. Got fucked up missed his plane cuz he woke up on a random lawn"
"verified facts"

by buttaflylisa August 28, 2019

Fun facts

There's not a whole lot fun about most facts, so usually when someone tells you they have fun facts, they have misinformation, especially if it's coming from someone with a false name.

Fun facts are usually bullshit.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

christo-facist

A super nationalistic fundamentalist Christian

The christo-facists almost succeeded in inserting the feeding tube into Terri S.

by GerS January 4, 2006