Board Face

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016

Catfish Face

When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.

Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.

Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.

Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!

by finntheawesomehuman May 29, 2015

face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.

Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.

by kawar January 5, 2009

Powder Face

Someone whose skin is really pale.

Jack: Omg! That new kids at our school is sooo.. pale!

David: For real! He's such a Powder Face

by ThatGreatGenius! February 5, 2022

internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.

Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.

by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011

Combo Face

A face challenged person or some one whose face looks like it's been hit with a Combo like from the game Killer Instinct

You can't front on nobody , when you have that ultra Combo Face looking like you just ate every punch on the lunch menu .

by Da S.I.C Mista December 21, 2018

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021