Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

Face-in-Peril

This is a professional wresting term used to refer to the babyface who gets beat up for the majority of a tag team match.

Ricky Morton of the Rock 'N' Roll Express almost always was the face-in-peril during their matches. So much so that another term people use is "playing Ricky Morton."

by Krendall October 25, 2005

face rub

A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.

Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.

by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005

Face blunt

Smoking an entire blunt (with at least half or more commonly a gram in it) by yourself.

In preparation for Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, we each burned a face blunt.

by Grossbeard01 December 16, 2008

Face Diaper

A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.

These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.

You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.

by Red Rover M16 January 9, 2022

face spank

The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.

I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head

by Anthony January 4, 2005