Pre-Three

The ritualistic three times you have to smoke marijuana before getting high.

Guy 1: Hey, man, is Rachel smoking with us tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah, but she's going home early. She's just trying to get in one of her pre-three

by Jumping James July 19, 2009

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

Three-Star

1. To fuck a girlfriend up enough to change their sexuality

2. To get 100% destruction in Clash of Clans

“Bro you know Sophia is asexual now?”
“Yeah Daniel really three-starred”

by bvms12345 April 14, 2023

The Three S’s

Sex,snuggle, and sleep

Nick: Hey girl wanna do the three s’s with me?
Ellie: Bitch no you got STDs

by ratlover213 October 8, 2022

Three H's

Hungover, hungry, horny

Woke up today after a long night of drinking and three H's are hitting me hard

by Fell dragon March 18, 2021