fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by kathydumper August 25, 2009

focalhost

thug life

i am focalhost

by jono January 6, 2003

Fecal face

A person with a face covered in doo-doo stinkies. Someone who enjoys the dirty sanchez/Hot Karl.

That girl I met at the bar last night was a REAL fecal face, if you know what I mean.

by Fck yo couch! January 14, 2008

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013

Fecal Transplant

Fecal transplantation (or bacteriotherapy) is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent C. difficile colitis.

Your doctor would say this to you if you needed this treatment.
Doctor: You need a Fecal Transplant.
Patient: Man, alright, i guess if the doctor says so.

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010