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Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
by Cybertobtic June 9, 2009
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fifth hand

1. A third persons attempt at starting a threesome.

2. The cause of most random gropings in the club or at a party.
1. Its not cheating if Im merely the fifth hand.

2. Becky was dancing with Larry and this 5th hand came out of nowhere and tweeked her nip.
by Becky B September 9, 2005
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Featherfag

Anyone who dedicates their time complaining about lack of feathers, or other inaccuracies, on dinosaurs portrayed in the media, even when the dinosaurs are stylized.
My friend is such a featherfag. He's always complaining about how popular media never portrays dinosaurs with feathers.
by arfmarfrart October 9, 2018
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The Feather Duster

A bedroom maneuver that can be exercised by both males and females. Upon initiating sexual contact with said partner, as you are about to climax swiftly pull out a feather (preferably an eagle feather or other endangered animal feather although this is optional as using said feathers only adds cool factor) then tickle your own nose with said feather just as you are coming and it will be at least 1/10th of a better orgasm! Variations of the feather duster include reverse featherdusting, team featherdusting, the dusty blumpkin, and what is commonly referred to as "the french maid".
I heard that when you sneeze, it's 1/10th of an orgasm, so as I was fucking this chick I pulled the feather duster on her and was in heaven 1/10th more than I would be normally!
by cyanidecotdpnuts May 26, 2010
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tail feather

an ass sticking out!
by CK May 13, 2005
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Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers
dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise
by anon182 August 27, 2012
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Fifth Base and Beyond

This girl got to Fifth Base and Beyond, with me last night. Never again will i go out alone
by maxlarue63 March 11, 2013
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