eltonjohnned

Wherein you meet a lovely partner who sing you songs and takes you to dinner.

But when you wake up one morning you have AIDS.
Unfortunate event that makes jokes good.

Example 1
Prince Harry “What’s wrong mother dearest”
Princess Diana “Your dad eltonjohnned me”

Example 2
Reporter “ Why is it you’ve only been out of this house for hospital”
Fadi Fawaz “George... George... He...he..... eltonjohnned me”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 18, 2018

Emondo

A "slang word" for huge.

The emondo fish was 81 feet long

by JimquadBean March 9, 2018

Eaton

A kind hearted, short tempered,young man.hes loving but his temparature gets him in trouble. He's over protective and hates the fake. Trust him with you life, he will fight

Eaton is crazy.

by Steel hands May 14, 2018

Elton

A man that looks like a horse and a dead goat combined and acts like he knows all British songs

God he is such an Elton

by A guy that knows it all September 19, 2018

Emone

An amazing person with a great loveable personality and a big ole booty.

I love Emone she is great!!

by KateBandz October 8, 2018

emonina

A word that describes the moment when you have to cough, but you already coughed 3 times and don’t want people to think you’re dying.

Dude you’re like so red right now, are you ok? -Yeah man just having an emonina.

Omg girl I almost died yesterday during an emonina!

Emoninas are literally so annoying and unskinny I can’t!

by Skinnylandian69 October 9, 2018

estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge

That douche estonian cheesed me in the middle of the night

by anVlad11 November 21, 2018