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Dylan

MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs
Lol that is definitely Dylans
by Stilter May 19, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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Dylan

The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.
“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”
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Dylan

A boy who is into all types of girls. he will soon realise he needs to focus on a certain somone who adores him for him. He is very smart and also known as a geek. He will suceed in later life and has great friends. He can be shy at first but when he gets to know you he opens up. He is very sexy and immature at times but it makes the girls love him more. He has a awkward smile and a great sense of humour. He is always positive and everyone loves that about him. He sometimes feels lonely but he goes to his great friends to cheer him up. He is gorgeous with a great body. He has great hair but gets curious about his skin troubles. He is a great boyfriend and the best of friends.
by AnOnYmOuS::254 December 14, 2017
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Dylan

A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
Don’t be such a Dylan
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
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Dylan

He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat
Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig
by Haidance October 18, 2019
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Dylan

A guy with brown wavy hair, brown eyes, glasses, and is fat. Dylan likes to play games and touch guys a lot. Dylan is a person that goes to copiague highschool or to columbine high school.
by Mr.shaow long wing November 7, 2017
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