slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019

support driver

Moaning, lazy piss bags
There to support as they can't do the job

Properly.

Support drivers lazy tossers

by Trucking Essex January 20, 2018

Fruber driver

Using a friend to drive you places because you don’t feel like spending money on ubers.

I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since it’s 45 minutes away.

by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.

Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass

by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017

Driver Kim

Driver Kim is the hottest character from Mystic Messenger, who carried the whole game. We all should thank him for driving us and Jumin Han around.

Driver Kim is best boy of mystic messenger, and I want 11037 baby's with him.

by Rantaro Simp#1 February 7, 2021

Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013