A Detroit Red Wings Jersey. It does NOT always need to be worn to a high school prom by a girl, in order for the phrase to be uttered.
by Billy The Jewish Kid July 15, 2017

An addicting show where mother's, daughters, and family members argue over a wedding dress and will most likely make fun of each other. At least one family member cries at the end of each episode.
Jessica: Girl guess what! I stared watching Say Yes to the Dress!
Brittany: Your no longer my friend.
Jessica: :(
Brittany: Your no longer my friend.
Jessica: :(
by ChickenWings01 November 12, 2020

by BrandiNicole November 3, 2008

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012

by Game969 May 20, 2004

A dress with a botton sewed on under the fabric on each breast so they will stick out and look like nipples under her dress.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.
The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.
by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022
