front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

Dykenson's Disease

Noun. The hereditary and contagious disease spread amongst females that results in the occurance of scissoring and other lesbian acts. A terminal illness equivalent to AIDs. Discovered by Dr. LeBlanc in 2002.

Watch out for Amy ladies, her mom was diagnosed with Dykenson's Disease and its contagious.

by CLeB54 February 18, 2011

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

African bum disease

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".

Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".

by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015

Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD)

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.

I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.

by joshfromnc May 16, 2009

Rampart High school disease

A disease that occurs to everyone who attends rampart high school. Side effects may include disappointed parents, A weird amount of confidence from being lesser than rival schools, and Herpes. This disease has tried to be treated with marijuana, but sadly the marijuana just strengthens the side effect of confidence. You will know someone has this disease if you recognize the following signs: (for the males) Flip Flops, Cargo shorts or even swim trunks when they don't intend to go swimming, Sleeveless shirts tank tops or even no shirt at all, white sunglasses with reflective lenses, and finally a backwards hat or even upside down visor.

(For the females) if they are overweight than they try to pull off yoga pants, if not then they dress like a goodwill poster child.
It is very hard to treat this disease especially if exposed to it for more than a year. The only treatment is to be put on a winning team, for example The Pine Creek Eagles.

"Hey dude did you win?"
"No our team hasnt even scored a touchdown we have that rampart high school disease."

by Anna Conroy June 28, 2012

Mad Cow Disease

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.

Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!

by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004