Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin
You are a dock fucker
by magical baby fetus June 09, 2019
Those guys are rubber docking
by GiraffeSummer June 06, 2018
The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019
by Cock shot king February 02, 2018
The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
by Suzdogg May 01, 2008
the murder dock is where i am.
by user7029823410407 February 04, 2021
When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
by MX5J6 March 25, 2022