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low standards disorder

when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.
jeff:why is steve dating her she so ugly

carl: he has low standards disorder
by loserman707 September 17, 2009
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Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.
by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007
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wow disorder

1. having or displaying signs of an obsession with world of warcraft or WoW.
2. An irresistible impulse to play WoW, regardless of the rationality of the motivation.
3. the state of being enslaved to the habit or practice of playing WoW so intensely that it's psychologically or physically habit-forming.
4. Any combination of the above combined with the reduced interest in sex, food, or other social activities and a sudden interest in Chuck Norris jokes.
That guy at work is suffering from wow disorder.
by CoreyG January 6, 2008
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The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control
Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)
by flynbrian January 13, 2009
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Roleplay identity disorder is a form of DID (dissociative identity disorder) where the subject feels the need to pretend or 'roleplay' that they have this very rare disorder
Yesterday I was diagnosed with Roleplay identity disorder (RID)' by my therapist. She says it's a real disorder
by A real life doctor June 11, 2021
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Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
by smurfettish May 12, 2010
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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