Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.
by Roy L'Ourtiere September 7, 2008
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by Siddalee February 7, 2003
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When your profile picture doesn't look like you, but it looks worse than what you look like in real life. (Can also apply to myspace, but particularly facebook)
Guy:Have you seen my profile pic???
Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.
Guy: Oh really? Thanks.
Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.
Guy: Oh really? Thanks.
by Dough.Boy. June 14, 2008
Get the Facebook Disease (FBD) mug.Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Get the Markinsons Disease mug.asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room
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A condition of older people that prevents them from seeing the humor in things that younger people find hilarious.
A condition of older people that prevents them from seeing the humor in things that younger people find hilarious.
Uncle George left the room when we put in the "Office Space" DVD. I think he's got Alzhumor's Disease.
by PieterB July 30, 2010
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