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P'diddle

The result of prematurely ending urination.
The cops saw me peeing on the building, now I am covered in P'Diddle
by Rory Uppercut October 31, 2006
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Diddle

The touching of parts in the genital region, often causing some sort of stimulation.
Uncle Nick touched nephew George on his genitalia, with intentions of stimulation.
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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diddlebay

An unintentional estuary
While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...
by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004
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diddlefoddler

Diddlefoddler- a word used to define someone who is perverted or a sex offender
Franco!!! Why the hell would you try to "diddle her fiddle"?? Your such a diddlefoddler
by Weirdo123789 November 24, 2014
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j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009
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farm duddler

some drink produced in a country called namibia where brangelina gave birth....
wtf?! theyre out of fuking farm duddler...
by peterpantheflyingman May 19, 2009
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diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe
"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"
by JBeck December 12, 2007
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