desktop

(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.

What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!

by 6655332211 November 19, 2005

eating el desko

Something you feel like doing when sitting in spanish class, especially if it's boring.

Sitting in his Spanish II class, the student felt like eating el desko.

by SaraJH September 2, 2006

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

Deskpalm

The epic proportions of stupidity or absurdity that compels one to slam the face onto a desk.

Bigger version of facepalm

When a facepalm isn't enough, you need a deskpalm

by daarshanik October 14, 2011

deskthumpin

The embarassing act that occurs when a male gets an erection while sitting at his office or cubicle, and his untimely wood presses against the bottom of his desk. Deskthumping is easily hideable, but uncomfortable nonetheless.

"When I was checking out porn at my desk instead of doing data entry, I popped some wood and started deskthumpin'. Good thing the human resources lady didn't catch wind of it"

by Rocmistro September 4, 2005

deskunktified

removing the smell of skunk off of something or removing the smell glands from a skunk.

My dog just got deskunktified after it was sprayed by a skunk.

I would love a pet skunk, but it would have to be deskunktified first.

by BigE&BP September 12, 2005

Desktapo

(sounds like Gestapo, Desktop-o) Spyware/desktop management software used by companies to spy on employees.

Man my compiles are slow today. I suspect the Desktapo is doing its scan today.

by skookum42 January 27, 2010