Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 16, 2007

Derek Chauvin

The man who did nothing wrong

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Derek Allen

The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.

"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous

Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.

by LiyahGem January 1, 2015

Dense breast

A strong breast,a breaat that holds its own and doesn't need man to support it or its family

You're one dense breast

by Billnyethenazispy November 15, 2016

Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect

After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.

by Jexpler June 6, 2017

Derek

Derek is the definition of perfect. Anybody who has a Derek as their boyfriend is very lucky. He makes you feel like you have a purpose and he makes you happy. Dereks always tell you how their feeling and give you compliments out of the blue which are very sweet.

DAMNNNN! I LOVE DEREK SOOOO MUCH

by emoemuemo April 18, 2018

Derek

Aka "mr build my MVP". Someone who wants to build an MVP but doesn't know how. Finds things easy but hard. Wants one feature but doesn't want. In his mind he is a hacker but mostly does copy and paste.

Hey, don't pull a Derek and just code.

by Big Shrimp May 4, 2019