decisioning

the process of deciding on the correct course of action i.e a decisioning tool or utility would decide the best route to follow given a number of options.

sat nav could be defined as a decisioning tool as it decides on the best route to take to get to a destination.

by mat prior February 27, 2009

delusional

going crazy. cats.

this guy dylan is going delusional for cats

by mattybertrandy May 6, 2012

Weapons of Mass Delusion

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

by noteapot January 12, 2008

delusional

Believing something to be true that is clearly not.

San Antonio Spurs fans are delusional to think they still have a title contending team when the Lakers are clearly superior.

by h2b September 6, 2010

Ninja Defuse

The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.

Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!

by GoldenCoastBoyyy May 20, 2010

Delusional Lunatic

A Lunatic (see Lunatic) who experiances times of delusions (see Delusional) in which you should seek shelter from them.

Bob is a delusional lunatic.

by Lord Hades July 21, 2008

decumming

to detect and remove sperm and cum from

It took hours for Jim and Lucy to finish up at work. I think they were busy decumming a problem.

by Decummer February 28, 2010