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Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.
Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.
by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011
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detola

really bad person who is funny and stupid and probably goes to private school because shes snooty
detola is a bum said harleen
by blackdoorman June 2, 2016
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Declan

An absolute dog of a cunt, no one likes him he always dogs the fucking boys. Thinks he’s hard talking shit online but no one fucking likes the cunt because he looks like a Down syndrome fucking hamster that has been raped by it’s owner and it’s owner’s uncle over 1000 times.

Genuinely just a fucking tosser.
Fuck Declan is a cunt, I don’t think anyone likes him
by Maddogyamaddog August 3, 2018
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declan wilson

Declan Wilson is a skinny fuck who lives off his heart poking out his chest, full jars of nutella and hard-core tentacle hentai. He had a thing for this girl but not her identical twin which doesn't make sense. His teeth be looking fresh tho. His jokes are like "Oh it's raining? It's Scotland what do you expect" n then he'll laugh at his own jokes. He's also got a fetish for foreheads
Person 1: Is that Declan Wilson??
Person 2: No its bugs bunny

Person 3: You muppet they are the same thing
by Yassssqween October 11, 2019
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interior decorator

A pseudo-elitist who thinks role-playing is a paid-by-the-word novel-writing business. They count post quality by length and adjectives, and will set fire to anyone who posts less than three paragraphs for any reason. They will go on about every minute object in the setting and exactly how every strand of hair on a person blows in the wind in order to get at least three long paragraphs for even a single line in a conversation. They like to say they are encouraging good writing skills.
Her shiney brown hair ruffled ever so slightly, a few amber bangs falling lightly across her forehead as she shifts what little weight she has from her left to her right foot. At this moment she is thinking twice about not deciding to get those free gel soles offered to her last Tuesday by her friend Matt, who just got into the business.
Matt was a tall fellow, about twenty-one years old who...
...
...And so she said, her voice soft and friendly as her smile, "No, thank you. I drink one percent."
by Adrian May 27, 2005
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Decklan

Decklan is weird
by Big boy sucking dick March 24, 2019
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declan on that shit

a common phrase in the eltham/greensborough parts of melbourne which means to wear clothes that dont actually fit you.
that kid is going declan on that shit son
by JAGZILLA January 9, 2012
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