Directional

The way a moron describes an automobile's turn-signal/blinker.

Q: Hey aren't you about to take a right? You better put on your directional!

A: Directional, what the fuck is that? Are you trying to describe my blinker? Man you are a dumb piece of shit.

by tboneski October 28, 2014

One Direction

The most amazing five people to ever exist. Anyone who dislikes them is INSANE! This British and Irish boyband consists of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn These five amazingly perfect boys are so great that no other boy can compare! Their fans are called directioners and if you say anything bad about 1D they will kill you with carrots and spoons then revive you and run you over with a lambrogini! DONT MESS WITH DIRECTIONERS!!!! Directionators are the totally wannabe know-nothing-about-1D so not fans who think they're directioners. Directionators are frowned upon by society. ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND LOVED BY EVERYONE

Girl 1: oh my carrots did you see One Direction's concert last night
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*

by CShro August 3, 2012

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

directioner

this crazy ass fangirl that is obsessed about 5 fags together in a "band" named one direction

directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'

by stoopiddirection August 19, 2013

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014

One Direction

A band made to cheer Anwen Evans up

Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"

by AnwenGoToSleep! April 4, 2012

One Direction

A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!

Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."

by onedirectionnnn August 18, 2012