daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

by flaffer September 25, 2011

daily

A good morning or a just because blow job given daily as thanks or affection.

she said if i would stay i would get dailys.

by Jake and ben March 14, 2007

The Daily Show

A fake news show on Comedy Central that was once really quite funny, similar to Weekend Update on SNL. However, it steadily became less and less about general news and on-location segments with crazy people, and instead became more and more about just politics, until it was little more than left wing propaganda and frankly not even remotely funny. This change was largely due to the application of the Jon Stewart formula.

Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.

by klopek007 March 6, 2010

Daigle

An exetreamly gay person. Words cannot describe how gay this person is...so they are called a "daigle". Can be used as and adjective or adverb.

Cool Chick: oh my god, i cannot believe how unbelievably gay that science test was

Cool Kid: i Can...it was Daigle gay

by howl's Luver August 5, 2008

the daily show

The most boring, vile, overrated show on TV today.

I saw that the daily show yesterday. It took them a half hour to say the same thing they said everyday.
"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
Give them an emmy!

by Mr Sentinel October 14, 2005

The Daily Show

The best and most reliable news show in the world. Actually reports the news and the truth, and is hosted by perhaps the most iconic man in America along with Colbert, Jon Stewart. Also has the best fucking news team on the planet.

The Daily Show annhilated Fox News

by Chipmunk Man March 4, 2010

jack dail

Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.

Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz

by NOTAHATER January 13, 2015