dildo hat

Noun
Synonym for dickhead

What a fuckin' dildo hat!

by Mr. Farker Beans January 16, 2004

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Dildo Baggins

A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.

Dildo with a bag attached

by Peeks December 26, 2003

dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006

Dildo Baggins

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

by Black DON-o-mite May 9, 2019

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 7, 2005

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008