Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

diddly bop

A form of marching used by special people when moving to and from the mess. Mainly by Larkins and Crow. Comes in varients of quick, slow and medium paced diddly bop

"Corporal I'm on a no marching chit....
"Well just do a quick diddly bop up to the mess"

Check halt.... Quick diddly bop

by samboz December 17, 2011

Doddle rag

A cloth used to clear up seminal and vaginal fluids after intercourse. The cloth is often re-used during heavy bouts of intercourse.

I'm covered in spunk. Where's the doddle rag?

by Precs and Guaps October 3, 2012

diddlydoo

A bit crazy

After last night, he/she went a bit diddlydoo post-hangover.

by MBTW January 30, 2020

Diddly

Used by iFerg and iFerg fans

I have given him the diddly

by ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ September 9, 2020