Dilfamorphasis

The process of becoming a dilf.

Happens between mid 30s and lay 40s to early 50s, usually.

“Hey you seen Q from impractical jokers season 1 to now”
“No, why?”
“It’s crazy he went through dilfamorphasis”

by Altersbadatdefinitions June 20, 2021

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021

dilfzenjoyer

someone on tik tok who thinks ed sheeran is hot

person 1: omg user dilfzenjoyer is so cool

person 2: who the hell is that
person 1: fuck you *blocks*

by vnties June 22, 2021

Dilfzenenjoyer

Dilfzenenjoyer is a tiktoker with 1146 followers. Some say they started their career with making omori content, but I think it was furry videos.

Dilfzenenjoyer is good at making videos

by Lazytownofficalfanpage June 22, 2021

dilf_obsessed

your very weird but nice

dilf_obsessed likes dilfs

by havanabelle June 22, 2021

Dilf

My best friend peanut

Peanut is the definition of Dilf

by Madison Kylie June 24, 2021

Dilf

Chris Hemsworth

person 1: damn look at that dilf

person 2: who?¿

person 1: Chris hemsworth man

by mummymilkers June 26, 2021