Calera is the definition of a bad bitch she’s that bitch that every girl wish they could be and every boy wish they could have. She radiates bad bitch energy in every room she walks in.She just THAT bitch.Purr
by ilov3u December 13, 2022
Get the Calera mug.Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
by UncyYeahYeah December 17, 2022
Get the Clerpies mug.1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
Get the Celery-whack mug.by Daddy Harrington November 29, 2022
Get the Clerpion mug.(adj.) describes a church or a regional jurisdiction (diocese, etc.) that beats pastors down until they are destroyed, as if it eats them.
That parish has had 15 pastors in 60 years, and a bunch of them have left the ministry. Now that's what I call clergyniverous...
by Anonymous Pastor April 23, 2023
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Get the Celery mug.girl: Um dude there is some savage energy within u today, look at da d
paolo: i've got that celery rizz babe, been taking them for gym
paolo: i've got that celery rizz babe, been taking them for gym
by aliberry August 23, 2023
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