Cring

A typo of the often overused word cringe where one forgets the E and the end.

Me: Dude, Dave, I got drunk and and for almost and hour spelled cringe cring.
Dave: I know, you were texting me the entire time you were.

by Autismlord November 23, 2016

Cringe

A socially awkward situation caused by usually the telling of a poor joke, an action people witness (eg crying when drunk), or blurting out a comment that is taboo. A silence follows where the people who witness it feel a deep sense of embaressment for the person but as if they were the ones who had done the embarassing thing.
ie you ''cringe''

1) knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in....*Awkward silence

2) Man did you see john last night? he got absolutely off his face drunk, called his ex girlfriend begging her to take him back & spent the night crying like a little girl....*cringe

3) everybody is chatting but one voice raises above the rest causing a silence ''i once tasted my own jizz''.

by Datguy1&datguy2 June 16, 2011

Cringe

T-Series

"t-series is such a cringe YoutTube channel. Subscribe to Pewdiepie, will yah?"

by Subscribe2Pewds February 20, 2019

Cringe

When a comment or situation makes you either throw up, or chew through the jacket that you are holding up to your face to protect you from this person/tv

I cringe watching the x-factor finallist's trying to sing a deep moving song and the audience laps it all up as if they havent seen it a 458 thousand times before.

Everyday situation:

American: "hey guys!!"

The general english public: cringe

by slowdem July 25, 2009

cringe-joyment

To take pleasure in something that simultaneously causes feelings of awkwardness or embarrassment

For your cringe-joyment, I've forwarded you a love poem I just received from my ex. It rhymes, compares me to a summer's day, and is riddled with misspellings.

by Mrs. Scoops June 16, 2014

cringe climax

Cringe climax is the point where you get the feeling of dying on then inside but in a more intense and vibrant way.

Nigga passed cringe climax now he's having a seizure...

by Garlic Clove August 16, 2016

cringe boy

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.

Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place

by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016