cumper

A person pumping out cum.

or

A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.

"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"

or

"damn this guys such a cumper"

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024

cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025

Camps

Relax Franny. Just until I get a couple of notches on my bed post, alright?

Hym "They're BEAUTIFUL camps, Franny. We got the best camps in the world.👌Very hospitable👌 Nobody in the world has camps like we do. Nobody."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Cump

A pile of cum and/or a slur referring to any person.

My heap of socks doesn’t smell like dirty feet, it smells like cump!

Get over here, ya stupid cump.

by kd_whoever February 7, 2026

Cumasewer

Someone who is so addicted to rape, humiliation, cuckolding type of porn, that he can grade sex videos on the amount of content of these three as though he was rating chef prepared dishes or expensive fine wines.

Jimmy: " Bro! I can't believe you're into this kind of shitty porn"
Al: "That's because you're not a cumasewer like me"

by TheToesKnows May 20, 2025

Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

Cumish

The state of not knowing when one orgasm ends and the next begins; pure sexual bliss

It was a fabulous, cumish evening together- one I will not soon forget!!

by MKD17 June 18, 2025