Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024

Cumbleweed

When you cum and it gets caught up in your public hair.

Joe was masturbating while laying down, and gave himself a cumbleweed.

by King of Denver July 9, 2024

Cumbergris

The scientific name for whale cum or ejaculate.

We anticipate the ocean to be at least 1% cumbergris.

by Alanyx January 27, 2025

Cumbrella

False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.

I purchased a set of five cumbrellas so that I could keep the semen from getting in my eyes.

by #WeirdAssDude March 23, 2025

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road.

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025