Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

cuffable

Cuffable; when you and a friend both want to sleep with a girl, but don't want to worry about sloppy seconds, you partake in finger cuffs, so a girl that you would want to do this to would be considered cuffable. usually a girl who isnt hot enough that you or your friend would want her to yourself.

Guy 1: damn dude, Suzie's looking cuffable.
Guy 2: yeah, bro, i'm totally down.
*high five*

by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007

CUFF

The fat ugly friend in a group of hot girls, Certified Ugly Fat Friend

So who gets the cuff tonight?

by Jason0785 August 2, 2008

Cuff me

When you talk to tv when you see a pretty cop.

Cuff me pretty one.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

cuff

a combpnation of stuff and crap together

woah! look at all that cuff on the table

by bella18 December 27, 2008

cuff wheel

A cuff wheel is a steering wheel that has a very small diameter and was originally designed for race cars. The more modern designs are known a cuff wheel because they make it possible to drive while wearing a pair of handcuffs. Even though having to drive with handcuffs on is not common it is definitely not outside of the realm of possibility especially when you take into account the crazy number of reasons that cops will lock you up nowadays.

I almost got hit in a crosswalk yesterday when some dude driving with a cuff wheel came flying through a red light because the police were chasing him.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

cuffed up

a G rated term for FUCKED UP. FUBAR'd

"He drank a case of beer and got cuffed up"

by wbates_6 November 2, 2007