crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.

"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

crabstain

Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner

Jeff saw something crawling in Mary's bush, so he crabstained

by Morriebunned May 26, 2017

Cuasian

Cuban Asian

Did you know Anouka is actually Cuasian.

by DON Whiskey June 17, 2017

Cubstruck

First time Chicago Cubs/Wrigley Field visitor!
Lived in Chicago area for 28 years....just went to my first Cubbie game 6/21

Robert: "I can't believe we are finally at Wrigley Field!"
Me: "I know, I am completely and 100% Cubstruck!"

by KimmieP June 27, 2017

Crabshelter

A crab infested hole

At my lowest moment i stored my meat in a crabshelter and my meats never been the same

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

curbsquatter

Noun; a blowjob-only hooker

Did you pay for a curbsquatter last night? , yes she was a blowjob-only hooker

by vdka&asprn April 21, 2018