cope cry

The act of someone pretending to still look happy when he obviously hates something not turning out how he wished. Typically a smug hater triggered about something succeeding despite his obvious wishes for schadenfreude and superiority otherwise. Equivalent to the meme about Frustrated Wojak wearing a mask to hide it.

Nothing these losers can do except to cope cry with laugh reacts, lies, and irrelevant other topics they also cry about.

by zaroneon January 15, 2021

Queen Cry

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.

"dude do you think Queen Cry is a lizard?" "For sure dude she is a Queen Cry after all."

by Epic989 February 2, 2018

Crying Obsidian

Crying Obsidian is a fictional block in the game Minecraft by Mojang Studios. It has a texture similar to that of normal Obsidian, but with purple tones and it gives off small purple particles, similar to those given off by Mycelium (grey), Podzol, (brown), and all living Coral blocks (blue). it can be found in portal ruins and bastion remnants, and can be crafted into a Respawn Anchor, the recipe for it is: 6 Crying Obsidian and 3 Glowstone. It can be charged with Glowstone and can be used, when charged, to set the player's spawn in the Nether Dimension. Crying Obsidian gives off a light level of 10, and is impervious to explosions.

"I found some Crying Obsidian in that portal ruin over there!"

by anonymous September 22, 2020

CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.

"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"

by Footpucci October 19, 2020

Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff

I was crying krunk when I said I had a royal flush.

by GodsAngel91490 March 3, 2009

why cry

Crying over something that infantilizes oneself.

Example 1: My baby had a why cry over my changing her bottle. It was just one minute in between one bottle and the other!

Example 2: My younger sister had a why cry when I stole her toy. I made her laugh to cheer her up, though, and she felt better.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

boo-cry

To either mockingly or sincerely apologize or sympathize with another individual in a simple way. Someone who is BITCHING about their life, situation, and/or condition.

Person 1: "My head hurts, my boss hates me, and I haven;t gotten laid in weeks!"
Person 2: "Awh, Boo-Cry!"

by 0lilminxy0 February 24, 2011