Cryarrhea

The type of diarrhea that is so torrential, painful, and humiliating that you cannot stop sobbing while you do the business.

'What's noise in the bathroom? It sounds like someone sobbing.'

'Yeah Gemma's in there painting the toilet. She's got cryarrhea.'

by Grooly_biscuit September 29, 2023

crynaldo

Crynaldo means Cristiano Ronaldo crying over losses and debates that they are losing and they keep on arguing that Ronaldo is better than Messi, they always keep crying although they know the truth. Ronaldo fans will always keep crying although the truth is in front of them. No matter what they see and what happens, they will always cry about Messi being better than Ronaldo and especially recently about Messi winning his 8th Balon D'or.

"Crynaldo fans crying because Messi won his 8th Balon D'or"

by Donse Gonzales November 22, 2023

crybully

Synonym for 'Russia'

"Why are you sending drones to attack us after we flattened your cities?!" declared the terrorist state in a fit of extreme crybullying.

by Tapiola December 31, 2023

cryart1337

a muitor from Romania which is invincible. He doesn't use auto typer like other suckers.

Cryart1337 e șeful.
Ai fost muit de cryart1337.
Cryart1337 e tăticul meu.

by cryart March 3, 2024

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024

Crybully

A person who falsely claims to be a victim or who feigns emotional pain in order to manipulate or coerce others.

Crybully

JFK 'researchers' are the biggest bunch of crybullies on the fucking planet. They take facts presented to them as personal insults then instinctively retaliate with personal insults.

Lone Nutter: JFK was actually seated higher than Connally. JFK can be seen (photos) seated all the way over to the right of the limo, while Connally was a little inboard and lower. These factors along with the other factors not only make the single bullet theory possible, they make it most probable because of the actual physical, forensic, ballistic, scientific and video evidence.

JFK 'researcher': Straight to the insults I see, you're just a simpleton cult member who believes anything the Warren Commission tells you.

JFK 'researcher': Why is it that Lone Nutters can never debate the facts, they just go straight to insults. It's because they know they don't have any facts, they only have insults and Warren Commission Lies.

by Oswald Didit February 24, 2026

Crymaxxx

A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax.

Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.

FORMAL DEFINITION TM:fuck dude i don't want to define crymaxxx, because it's a feeling words can't describe or you could say "an overwhelming sensation that is caused by a dopamine response to pjysical extra sensory touch combined with the will power to climax. Minimum amount of sex to satisfy the OMG dude fuck, just know you can't find it on a phone. Fuck dude really nostalgic bullshit. Gotta make em crymaxxx feeling 😗🫠😉😉😉😉
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025