Skip to main content

Crymaxxx 

A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax.

Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
FORMAL DEFINITION TM:fuck dude i don't want to define crymaxxx, because it's a feeling words can't describe or you could say "an overwhelming sensation that is caused by a dopamine response to pjysical extra sensory touch combined with the will power to climax. Minimum amount of sex to satisfy the OMG dude fuck, just know you can't find it on a phone. Fuck dude really nostalgic bullshit. Gotta make em crymaxxx feeling 😗🫠😉😉😉😉
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .
Crymaxxx by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025
Crymaxxx mug front
Get the Crymaxxx mug.
See more merch
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Related Words

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026