crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

by msgs April 29, 2011

crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

Crusty Crew

a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope

me: dude the crusty crew is at it again

da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour

by TJ Lap March 30, 2015

Crusty

The most fantastic versitile word in the world, can be used to describe something that is actually crusty and disgusting, as well as fantastic things that are so amazing and crustacular

"ewww that pile of dirty dishes in the sink is soooo crusty"
"wow we need to clean, our house is geting crusty"

"OMG I LOVE YOU CRUSTY GIRL!"
"you are the crustiest person i know!"

by doggiestyle23 August 27, 2009

Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009