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East Cobb

An unincorporated area of Cobb County with middle class houses, stores, and people. The houses are semi-nice, some really nice, some showing age, but overall upper middle class. The stores are pretty much anything you'll find in any different city in the suburbs of Atlanta (John's Creek, Roswell, etc), and the people all hate each other. Many people in East Cobb think they're rich, but they're not really, just upper middle class(they're just average people with some savings and birth control) . Everyone in East Cobb hates it and refers to everyone else in East Cobb as "Dumb rich east cobbers" when they are the same themselves. Basically, East Cobb is an average, nice place to live with people who have very large egos. ALSO- anyone who claims to be hood, or was somehow misplaced in East Cobb, is not hood. NO ONE IN EAST COBB IS HOOD OR GANGSTA.
At school, just the mention of East Cobb will get you many complaints. Everyone is privileged in a sense but they don't appreciate it.
by EAST COBB SNOB November 9, 2012
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Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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Cosby Cobbler

Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.
Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!
by LouDawg August 30, 2006
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Clobbermasher

Its what the people in a #warez channel on a mIRC network have decided to mean "penis." Reason? Because someone did a crossword puzzle which seemed to be making up words, and if the crossword puzzle makers can just make up words, then I think we should be able to also.
He pulled out the clobbermasher and began to "give her the business"
by Slimx0r October 12, 2006
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Clobberfuck

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.
1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"
by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010
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Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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Cobblehurst

A sub-division of a neighborhood in Northern California mostly inhabited by deviants and miscreants. The area is paticular well known for obnoxiously loud barking dogs, couches left in the street, gangs of teenage holigans and overall drunken buffonery.
Did you hear about the shit that went down in Cobblehurst last night?
by Micro-man December 25, 2016
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