Cream Cheese

Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel

Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up.

by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017

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cherries and cream

When you have sex with a Virgin, break the hymen so she bleeds and then cum in her. As its dripping out of her you collect it in a container and have her consume it.

My girlfriend came over and said she was hungry, so i gave her some cherries and cream.

by Aobamja April 19, 2018

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cream gobbler

A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.

Hey dude, how did it go last night with the cream gobbler?

by uzi 254 May 18, 2023

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cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

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cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021

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choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016

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