The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
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Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.
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Get the Arts and Crafts mug.A tattoo above the ass crack. Usually found on young women who want to be unique and different, but end up looking like just another low-class hooker.
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can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation
can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation
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