Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

by It's me 555 October 6, 2017

my cousin got it for me

phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

Where did you get that dope watch?

My cousin got it for me.

by Sean John 89 August 6, 2010

Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

by Badvibee September 7, 2013

Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.

While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

Naked Cousin

naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )

naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.

I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.

He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.

Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.

by NudenTx August 13, 2009

Tounge cousins

When a guy or a girl has swapped spit with the same person thier friend has.

That freaking tounge whore makes out with everyone when she's drunk. That makes you guys Tounge Cousins.

by 915 Outlaw November 14, 2009