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Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains
*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014
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curtain

someone you hook up with and then they just kind of hang out in your room after
person 1: hey what's christina doing in your room?
person 2: you know, just hanging out. (like a curtain)
by icklediddykins May 24, 2013
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roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips
Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?
by B514 December 7, 2006
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curtain-jerk

In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.
Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
by CM Oreo May 27, 2004
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Coming out of the curtains

When an actor or an actress admits that he/she is gay either to be honest or to create dramatic effect.
Elton John: "I think I'm comfortable being called gay"

TMZ: "ELTON JOHN IS COMING OUT OF THE CURTAINS! HE ADMITS THAT HE IS GAY! ELTON JOHN IS GAY!!!!"
by Cuhfuhfuhd June 5, 2010
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One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door
"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"
by rancidcolon August 26, 2011
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Courtland High School

A high school residing in the Spotsylvania County obviously completely warped where they let students run wild onto the fields of the interWEB so they can reflect bad grammar and their lack of logic.
Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D
By god, are those COURTLAND kids I see on the internet?!

Courtland High School is big and shiny.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.
by lola. October 25, 2006
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