Closing the curtains is an action.
When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
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When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
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*Someone comes in the door*
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
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person 2: you know, just hanging out. (like a curtain)
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Get the roast beef curtain mug.In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.
Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
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Elton John: "I think I'm comfortable being called gay"
TMZ: "ELTON JOHN IS COMING OUT OF THE CURTAINS! HE ADMITS THAT HE IS GAY! ELTON JOHN IS GAY!!!!"
TMZ: "ELTON JOHN IS COMING OUT OF THE CURTAINS! HE ADMITS THAT HE IS GAY! ELTON JOHN IS GAY!!!!"
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Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D
Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D
By god, are those COURTLAND kids I see on the internet?!
Courtland High School is big and shiny.
Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.
Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.
Courtland High School is big and shiny.
Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.
Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.
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