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Courtesy Swipe

The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
by So wrong December 15, 2008
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courtesy fingers

"don't stick it straight in, give me some courtesy fingers!"
by adwardo April 16, 2009
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Courtney

Courtney is the wind beneath my wings. She is the air that fills my lungs and the food that I digest. When her blonde hair whips my face in the wind my knees turn to jello. Strawberry jello. She is the meaning of life. She is the jesus in jeans. Her brown uggs make me smile and her smile makes my brown uggs. Her gentle caress gives me chills as I reach for a wheelchair. She has the voice of a siren, louring me in, only she doesnt kill me when I get there, as in the Greek mythology. When she sings Beyonces "Halo" it is like a combination of Marvin Gaye and Lady GaGa. I get lost in her blue eyes, I feel like I'm Merlin looking for my son Nemo in the vast ocean, approaching the East Austrailian Current. She is a wild tigress but also a gentle gazelle. I just want her in my belly. GET IN MAH BELLAYE!
The love of my life, is Courtney.
by Melinda Poo October 28, 2010
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Courtney Love

Everybody's favorite crackwhore.
-Who's your favorite crackwhore?
-Courtney Love, all the way.
by Metal Machine Music December 28, 2005
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Courtney

Someone that will do something strange for a little bit of change.
I'll Courtney you for .50 cent, nigga.
by MeXiKaN February 4, 2009
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Courtney Taylor Hartley

Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.
Bob: That's so sexy!
Fred: ikr! It's so Courtney Taylor Hartley!
by bleepychick September 26, 2010
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Courtesy Cumshot

When you cum on a 4 or below out of pity.
Jenny has been going after me for so long that I just had to give her a courtesy cumshot
by Courtesycumshot July 20, 2016
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