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crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.
"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
by Quattrochi November 1, 2022
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
by wangbangpro August 21, 2023
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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cunchina

See you next Tuesday” If you’re poochina…you just serve cunchina. Cunchina eats, you serving, you EATING that chocolate cakeeeuhh. Keep serving cunchina.
Wowww you look cunchina in that top!!!
by anonymous August 13, 2024
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coachinged

When you are on COACHING process now but you also was in this process earlier this week/month/etc
I am coachinged person. From 2 years I am in COACHING process.
by PeterTheWolff August 21, 2024
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clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
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