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"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
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The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
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“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
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“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
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